Take A Chance

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop

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cybersleepover:

if you insult me ill just agree with you probably

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casthewinchester:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

Somehow this version is funnier.

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT

HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT

wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway

DAMNIT

we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”

he said that like its a BAD thing

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lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

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the221bpanda:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

a-studyinsonic:

francisfogliani:

New Zealand has been rated the most free country in the world HOW’S YOUR FREEDOM NOW AMERICA

what’s a new zealand

middle earth with sheep

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mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store

but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon

i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

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valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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